Introduction to Being A Kid
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Intro[edit]
Being a kid is about having a sense of awe and wonder. It's about being able to see things as they are, without any prejudices that people pick up through life.
Things To Do[edit]
Here are some fun things to do that are best done with friends who are completely stressed.
Play With Food[edit]
Get some toast and add food colouring and vanilla extract. Cut a carrot into sticks and build a model with them, sticking them together with chocolate spread. Make the biggest sandwich the world has ever seen. You'll only do it once - doing it twice ruins it - so it doesn't matter if it rots your teeth or makes you sick.
Look At The Clouds[edit]
Lie down on the ground and look up. Figure out what each cloud is, then make up ridiculous stories about them. Go bananas.
Look At The Sky[edit]
On a clear night, see how many stars you can see. Sure, find the real constellations, but they'll never be as good as the ones you make up.
Make A Dust Ball[edit]
Collect fluff. Computers are good for it, as well as the places that don't get dusted properly.
Lesson Objective[edit]
- Have a laugh. Or a smile, at least.
- Get your imagination going.
