Wikiversity:Editcountitis

Editcountitis is a condition commonly related to the following symptoms:

• Checking your edit count every edit with Draicone's tool
• Constantly checking the contrib lists of users listed in Recent changes
• Learning javascript to make sure your javascript edit counter is working
• Demanding details from custodians as to appropriate edit counting procedure
• Buying a spare monitor to use for your home made recent changes patroller in order to revert any and all vandalism (User:Draicone is guilty as charged)

Editcountitis can be fatal. If you feel you are experiencing it, we suggest you request a custodian to block your user account from editing immediately. (Certain custodians may be blocking themself to assist in the justification of the process) Possible effects include:

• Exceeding your bandwith limit on your internet plan
• Your wife divorcing you for 'not being dedicated to our marriage'
• Overloading the wikimedia servers and being sued for inhuman bandwith usage
• Having to mortgage your home in order to purchase a server farm to extract edit count data and generate statistics from DB dumps